I wish you deep heels, strong thighs, tidy braids, and perfect strides.
Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was
i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug
While cleaning out the barn office yesterday we found a dog outfit and put it on my dog Sophie.
She looks so cute!
Attwood Equestrian Surfaces
Saut Hermès au Grand Palais x
One look and I can tell it’s pentathlon
Pentathlon is the worst Olympic sport. Like stop hurting horses with your horrid riding.
Pentathlon riding needs to stop. Its not fair to the horses
I was going to be like “hey guys she obviously got launched one bad picture isn’t enough to judge a whole sport on”
And then I went through the album. My pony club hosted national pentathlon last year, and some of the people seriously looked like they had never ridden a horse before, but I kinda hoped it would get better at the Olympics.
The Pan AM games are being held here in Toronto and they just released that they’re looking for donations for Pentathlon horses. Specifically “high quality show horses”. What moron is going to give you a quality jumper for an amateur to fall off of??
Outcomes of me giving a leg up:
- I will lift you high enough to mount a miniature pony
- you will be launched to the international space station
Do you know how many parties I’ve had to turn down because of horse related activities??
None because horses are my only friends